I feel a lock of grey hair on my head, a dent in my tooth, a mild herniated disc in my back, an ache in my bones, a pull in my muscles, an ageing in my brain, a sag in my buttocks and a Year Older.
Today, I make 23years of Age!
I can sit here and narrate to you like you’re a couple of grandchildren surrounding the candle light covered by a blanket of darkness outside grandmother’s Hut while you busk in stories of fiction and history.
But Nah, that’s not sassy and bubbly anymore to sit by and waste a few minutes of your Wi-Fi moments when you have to run quickly and see what my 18th lesson is. You may wonder if it’s the time I’ll say, I lost my virginity or had my first kiss. Maybe that’s there too.
My life’s lessons? Maan.. Lemme give you a story of my life. It’s my birthday right? So I can say what I want.….right?
Here, life has grabbed me by the balls and has given me lemons now I live by the lemonades I decided to make and every sip counts!
Of more than just being on earth.
- Life is real, tough and can be a bitch sometimes
- Respect God, your mum and dad
- Pineapples on Pizza is the world’s worst invention
- I get Four Heartbreaks at every attempt of love every year but I’m still here. Arsenal is always among them
- Hardwork Pays! Could take forever to pay your dues but it shall someday pay you, just relax and work harder or a little smarter.
- Make Friends. Even if you don’t need them, make them. You don’t know when you’ll need them. And also, people move on... You have to get used to it!
- Whatever you do, be Happy!
- Life can Humble you.
- Guinness is the best thing to ever happen on planet earth.
- Be Humble
- Prayer is Powerful. Try it. Just pray and you’ll see!
- Memes are Life! What was life like without memes?
- You can be what you want to be. You just have to set your sights to it.
- Education is the most overrated philosophy
- Passion. Patience. Perseverance and Prayer are a MAJOR KEY 🔑
- Treat everyone with respect. You don’t know what they’ve gone through to be where they are.
- Ssenkubuge Kenneth is my best friend!
- You can come out of the friend zone if you want. Just walk away, simple!
- Yagaliza Muno!
- Unemployment is Real. The connections you make will someday help you over come this.
- Relationships are a Trap and you’ll never know what babes want
- I’ll be great someday. I tell myself this every morning when I wake up
- I’ll retire at the age of 27years. It’s possible!
A toast to more, a toast to life!